Let Me Introduce You
to my new phone. Her name is Delilah. Because she's a temptress. And, she knows my weakness. We met a few days ago on the internet while I was 'just looking'. She spoke to me. "Hello, Jewels. I am your new phone." Oh, no, I don't need a new phone. I'm just looking. "Well, look a little closer. See how pretty I am? I'm white and new." Yes, but my old phone works fine. "But, it doesn't have all the technology that I have. I'm a 4G. G is for gorgeous. With me you could check facebook and email. And you can check your blog for comments any time of day." Um..that's ok. I'll just keep this one. "Really, Jewels. You know you want me. I have a touch screen. You want to touch my screen, don't you?" Yes, yes I do. But, what about my old phone? "Give it to the Handy Man. He'll love having your cast-offs." But my old phone is pink. "Oh, he won't care. Take a...