Put it In a Love Song
I'm tired. I'm trying to get a post written. I looked up love songs. Here's what the titles said to me. I Just Want to Be Your Everything - Sweet, I really need a housekeeper. You Light Up My Life - Which is much cheaper than those new bulbs. My Heart Will Go On- But, keep the defibrillator handy, just in case. The Way You Look Tonight - Sort of slutty, but I like it . I Can't Help Falling In Love With You - The same way I feel about chocolate. Can't Smile Without You- Kind of like when I leave the dentist . Love Me Tender - Cuz I worked out today and I'm really sore. I Want You to Want Me - I also want you to rub my feet . Careless Whisper - Speak up . Carefully . I'd Do Anything for Love, but I Won't Do That - Well, then why did you say anything ? Crazy for You- I totally forgot my meds. You Don't Bring Me Flowers- And why not? Aren't I worth it? All Out of Love- But I've got lots of diet Coke,...