Tis the Season for Commercials
I'm watching a commercial right now. People are excitedly opening Christmas gifts. They are happy and smiling. Thrilled. What's in their presents? 5 Hour Energy Oh, yeah. You want to make my Christmas day? Give me some energy in a bottle. Don't worry about the side effects. I need a few heart palpitations to make my holidays better. While you're at it, throw in some Nyquil, that way I can go to sleep after my artificially peppy day. It's amazing what people will try to sell in the guise of the Christmas spirit. No wonder those advertising execs get paid so well. I've been job hunting, maybe I could get a job in that area. I think I'll start on a few for my resume. Acme Plungers -- It's the holidays, you have guests, they're eating like there's no tomorrow. Our plungers now come in festive colors to brighten up your bathroom. You'll be happy you were prepared. Jim's Horseradish -- mayo, mustard? B...