All by Myself
I don't know why my kids get upset over getting sent to their room. "You stay home from church and you will spend the entire day in your room. Alone." This is a serious threat. One that causes much introspection- -sitting three hours in church, trying to be quiet and not make farting noises with my armpit. or -spending the whole day in my room where I can make all the fart noises I want, but with no one to hear them. It's a dilemma. For a 9 year-old boy. Not for me. Give me any choice and lay it up against spending an entire day alone, it's a no-brainer. Send me to my room. And, for heaven's sake, lock the door! Yesterday, without even being naughty, I got my wish. I spent the whole day- All. By. Myself. Long story short- I was going to Utah county twice in a week and decided to make it one long trip instead of two short ones. (I'm really good at math, can you tell?) So, I called my sister and begged and pleaded for her to let me st...