If we had to stand in line in the pre-existence to get talents, then I slept in the day they gave out the musical gifts. (My sisters would say that I was stuck in the line for soft skin. What.Ever. Soft skin a good thing, Heidi.) My husband isn't musical either, and our poor children inherited our crappy genes. Seriously, when we sing during family home evening, we have to keep the windows closed. If we left them open, all the dogs in the neighborhood would join in. I always wanted to be musical. I sang along to my Donny & Marie and Carpenters records. My sister and I played 'music star' using a spatula as a microphone. I tried to play the clarinet- that lasted less than a year. My parents should be sainted for living through three kids who learned (or tried to learn) the clarinet. Have you ever heard a beginning clarinet player? No? Lucky you. In college, I took a piano class, thinking I would finally find my niche. I got a D. At the ...