Your Mom Goes to College
(One of my classes today.) Today I started a new chapter in my life. It's called, Your Mom Goes to College As my first day at Weber State ended, I realized there are a few things that might happen if you return to school after twent--mffshh *ahem* a lot of years. If your mom goes to college she might assume that buying a parking pass means she'll just arrive and find a place to park. When she spends 35 minutes trying to find a parking spot, she might start swearing. A lot. She also might almost hit another car. And then, when she realizes she's already late for class she might just park illegally on a residential street screaming "Screw it! Give me a ticket!" and then run to class. She might arrive at her first class ten minutes late. Arriving late might give her anxiety * . Then she might spend the next hour trying to pay attention to the teacher while also wondering how much her parking ticket will cost. If your mom goes to college she mi