The Race for the Stuff
Valinda Mae Stuffins sat in her chair, The dates on the calendar caused her to stare, They proclaimed that the date was soon to be here, The date that she waited for all through the year. The day it was circled and gave her no doubt, "The race for the stuff!" she said with a shout. Valinda's house, it was filled to the brim, But, she knew something was missing, and she tapped on her chin, Then, she saw it, one nook that was empty and bare, "I must have some stuff for that space right there!" And then there was Bobby, and Suzy, and Jim, "I must buy stuff. And give stuff, to each one of them. For surely they have empty nooks just like mine, And they need stuff to fill them, there isn't much time." Her life it seemed empty, so stuff she must get, Just a few more things and then she'd be set, "I need golf clubs, and mixers, and lovely stuffed pheasants, And, soon, I'll also get more stuff...