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Start celebrating the day before your birthday.
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Sit in a hot tub a couple of times.
Stay up very late writing because you know you can sleep in.
Eat fattening food, don't worry about it because you're 44 now, been married forever and he still loves and desires you, so, who cares?
Sleep in.
Let the hotel make you breakfast.
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Ignore the fact that you have kids and a household to run. Lay around all day, watching TV, playing on computer and don't do any housework.
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Today I started a new chapter in my life. It's called,

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