I'm No Martha..
I tried. Really. I held it by the corners and took it slow. Yeah, didn't work. It still came out looking like this.....
I even tried to iron it. Oprah likes her sheets ironed. Of course she doesn't do it. She has a 'sheet ironer' who probably gets paid more than my husband to make sure her sheets are fresh and wrinkle-free. After trying to iron my sheets I realized she deserves to make more than my husband. What a joke. I couldn't get any of the wrinkles out and the elastic edges kept rolling over the iron. They didn't feel any different either. I guess you have to have the expensive, 4000-thread-count kind for the ironing to work. In any case, I've accepted that my closet will never look like Martha's. I'm lucky if I have a clean set of sheets to put on at 1am when one of my precious darlings pukes or pees on my bed. But, if you have any tips on how to fold them nicer, I'd love to hear it. Until then, I'll just 'tuck and roll' then shove them on the shelf.
Martha, I am no threat, your kingdom is secure. You can rest easy, for four hours anyway.