Things I Learned This Week

Here are a few lessons learned this week-

  • When you send your husband and three boys to scout camp, you should not save your worry for the ones under 18.

  • Buying shoes for camp at DI is a very good idea. ($8 Nikes, not bad.)

  • A freshly sharpened ax will cut straight through $8 Nikes, skin and the tendon to your toe.

  • Taking your husband to the doctor is very different than taking your kids. (Did you realize your husband could answer for himself? Took me a while.)

  • If you sever the tendon to your second toe, your surgeon will give you the option of not having surgery, thus leaving you with a floppy toe for the rest of your life.

  • Men do not want to have any appendage on their body referred to as 'floppy'.




  • Hose on men- not sexy. Putting TED hose on your man- a little bit sexy.

  • A hospital can fancy-up their cafeteria with a cool name-Mountain View Cafe and Grill- but, it's still hospital food.

  • Having your husband home for a week is fun, having him home for a week in bed on Lortab, not so fun.




  • A man who takes a total of 5 sick days in 18 years does not do well having to miss 2 weeks of work.

  • My neighborhood is amazing! From babysitting at the drop of the hat to bringing in meals, when they say, "If there's anything I can do..." they mean it!!

Overall, I learned that I am loved, I am blessed, and, as my last post said, I am watched over.

Comments

  1. Ha ha - I answer for Matt too! hard to break that habit!

    have fun at girls camp!

    ReplyDelete
  2. oh...how sad.I hope his foot's feeling better. And I love that you answered for him...so funny!

    ReplyDelete
  3. Floppy toe!!!!! hahahahaha!!!!

    ReplyDelete

Post a Comment

Are you one of the three? Stand up and be counted!

Popular posts from this blog

How to Celebrate Your 44th Birthday

Guest Post by Simply June

Your Mom Goes to College