Do you go through a magazine back to front?
Does it seem odd that Dr. Oz presents a different diet/weight-loss miracle a couple times a week?
Does it seem odd that I've watched enough Dr. Oz to know that he promotes said miracles?
Do you feel bad for Robert Pattinson, who was cheated on by Kristen Stewert? (Twilight stars for all you folks who don't stoop to watching trash.)
Do you wish that they had made better Twilight movies, cuz you really liked the books, but the movies just suck? (Don't judge me--I read all the books and LOVED them.)
Do you ever try to convince your husband to call in sick just so you can spend the day with him? Does he do it? (The Handy Man hasn't called in sick or missed a day of work in a decade.)
Does your child ask and ask and ask until you give in out of sheer frustration, and, to keep yourself from screaming and locking yourself in the bathroom?
Do you wonder what your dog thinks about? Or if it bothers him that he always has hair in his mouth?
Do you think Ryan Lochte is much cuter than Michael Phelps? And do you wish he would have beat him a few more times?
Do you ever want to yell really loud in the library just to see the librarians faces?
Do you keep checking the calendar to see how many days till school starts?
Do you wish you had an ice cold diet Coke right now?
Do you ever try and try to think of a post and then settle for some dumb questions?
If you do-- then you're a lot like me.