What Happens...

What happens when I take a shower...













Every. Single. Time.

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  1. DebDecember 19, 2013 at 3:36 PM

    Yep, I can relate.

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  2. AnonymousDecember 19, 2013 at 4:57 PM

    I'm lucky to get a shower daily... almost never an uniterrupted one! It's a good day if I have time to shave my legs!
    ~Kerrie

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  3. KimDecember 20, 2013 at 1:55 AM

    I've entered the stage where there are knock down drag out fights while I'm in the shower and I get to listen to them and hope no one is dead when I open the door.

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