Monday, March 12, 2012

Don't Be Jealous


I got my notice today.
Seriously, I'm on the official winners list.
I mean, the winner selection list. 
Same thing,right? 


Pretty excited to start getting my $5000 a week.
I'm trying to decide what to do first.

Also, just for me, 
this fabulous offer-

Three nickels for $3.99! 
Holy smack, what a deal. 


Don't worry.
When I'm all rich and fancy,
I'll still blog. 
I'll tell you all about my fabulous life.

And, post pictures of my amazing nickel collection. 
I promise not to forget you.

13 comments:

  1. This is hilarious. I really cannot wait to see photos of your nickel collection.

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    1. I'm thinking I need to invest in a safe. If they're worth 3.99 now, who knows how much they'll be worth in say, ten years.

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  2. Three nickels for $3.99? Wow! I am so totally jealous!

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    1. Yeah, I can understand that. I'm pretty sure it was an exclusive offer, just for me.

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  3. Hey! I just got an email telling me how to collect the one million pounds I've won in some British sweepstakes I've never entered. Perhaps we can summer together on the coast of wherever rich people do that kind of thing.

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    1. South of France? I'll be the one NOT topless.

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    2. Shoot, we'll be so rich we can pay other women to be topless FOR us. ;)

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  4. Looking for the Prize Patrol now.....

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    1. I think if you stay in your bathrobe all day, it increases your chances of winning.

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  5. I'm officially jealous. And I've made a print-screen copy of where you said you wouldn't forget the ubiquitous "us." So. Whatever that means, I'm in :)

    Thanks to TangledLou, who seems to know all the goodies and vice verse, I've found you. And I'm loving your blog. Love the "Who I am" page, love the humor, love the pictures.

    Love it.

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    1. I'm feeling the love. Thanks. (And, I've added you to my list of those I won't forget!)

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  6. Sick with envy. Cannot cope. Melting down. Woe is me...

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