Don't Be Jealous
I got my notice today.
Seriously, I'm on the official winners list.
I mean, the winner selection list.
Pretty excited to start getting my $5000 a week.
I'm trying to decide what to do first.
Also, just for me,
this fabulous offer-
Three nickels for $3.99!
Holy smack, what a deal.
When I'm all rich and fancy,
I'll still blog.
I'll tell you all about my fabulous life.
And, post pictures of my amazing nickel collection.
I promise not to forget you.